George Washington is the head of the group drafting the United States Constitution. He is depicted as a snobby, British type, although in reality he was born in Virginia. He believes that an ad for "George's Hardware" placed in the suggestion box is something he came up with despite it suggesting that every American have a vacuum cleaner in their basement, something which did not exist in Colonial times.

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