A novelty goods salesman specializing in exploding cigars. He is possibly a descendant of Benjamin Franklin or at least looks like him. According to his wife, he looks like King Charles the First, Charles DeGaulle or Ghost Pirate LeChuck. However Bernard commented that he looks like Dante Alighieri or Donnie Osmond.

After the novelty salesmen convention at the Edison motel, he remained in the convention hall for some reason and gives cigars to Bernard, lighting them with a cigar lighter gun. Bernard steals a cigar by switching his gun with a flag gun.